Two Dumb Ski Bumbs Take on RV Life ~My First RV Trip

My First RV Trip

All I could see were cops. on my first RV trip. They were littered behind me, haphazardly parked along the edge of the busy highway and up into the ditch. Like bees, pissed off, Getting pulled over in class A RV on my first ski bum season. Read on as the story unfolds. Hippy chicks drop us hints, Wolves stalk us, engines blow up, and we play bumber cars for over 500 miles across the mountains of Northern Nevada. One RV story you will want to read again and again. Two Ski bums Check Out RV life on their way to chasing snowflakes in Lake Tahoe. swarming and ready to sting. I couldn’t help but smile. As I watched the K9 unit sniffing around the tires of my car, hunting for God knows what.  My first RV trip was turning into an RV nightmare.

A curveball from life was being hurled at me from a world class pitcher. Whether I was going to strike out was yet to be seen. Looking to my co-pilot I couldn’t help but wonder how we got here in the first place…

My first RV trip was going to be an unforgettable multiday RV nightmare that of course was completely self-inflicted.  Brought on by too many alcoholic beverages.  An utter distain by anyone wearing a badge, and the allure of pure freedom fueled my first RV trip into RV life.

Caz, a big smiling Floridian with a hippy heart and dreadlocks who’s always up for an adventure crossed my path a few years back in Alaska were we hit off right away.  Was now on his way down to the lower 48 for a change of scenery. His destination was a summer resort tucked away in the mountains of Wyoming, perched upon the shores of the pristine sparkling waters of Jackson. A captivating paradise where skipping rocks and drinking lake – chilled beers is a common occurrence. While you take in the VIP view of the three towering snowcapped Tetons.

Welcome to Signal Mountain Lodge in Grand Teton National Park.

Jackson Lake in Teton National Park is home to Signal Mountain Lodge. Which offers breath taking views of Grand Teton, Middle Teton & Little Teton from all angles of the property. One of the most beautiful places in America. Home to Jackson Hole, and visited by millions every year.

Purchasing Our New RV

After making the 3,000-mile journey down from Alaska, Caz & I reunited while planning out our next adventure over beers and bonfires. Through one dumb decision after another, we ended up buying a half-crippled retro RV for more money than we should have. It was one of those “it seemed like a good idea at the time” sort of things, and we were keen to make the most of it. Even if it meant a 400-mile detour to pick it up in Colorado. Before setting our sights on chasing powder,  in Lake Tahoe – 1,000 miles away in the opposite direction- for the upcoming ski season.  This was going to be my first RV trip.

Road trips are no fun with out alcohol and we just upgraded our life by buyin an RV to live out of for ski season in Lake Tahoe. Southern Comfort and Coke and away we went on our snowflake chasing pilgrimage.Good ‘ol Caz wasted miles of opportunity between Wyoming and Colorado to take in a manual transmission lesson with my 1987 VW Jetta named Ernie. Who has more personality than a homeless hippy on acid. I don’t know about you, but I name all my vehicles. And since our beat-up motorhome reminded me of a wavy hair, bell bottom wearing hippy from the 80s we named our Class A RV, Sherman. It just seemed fitting. Sherman, while old, was equipped with all the comforts of home: breakfast nook, shower, comfy beds and let’s not forget, the bladder of a drunk 12-year-old just pissing away fuel. Yep, that was our Sherman. Run down, weathered with personality but it was home, and about to be a key accomplice in my first rv trip.

So there we were in a random neighborhood in Loveland, CO doing…what exactly? Teaching my 28-year-old Alaskan friend how to drive a stick shift. After a few comical hours of grinding Ernie’s gears, Caz felt confident enough to wander West in our makeshift caravan. My first RV trip was about to begin.

My First RV Trip Taught Me The Freedom of RV Life

Out of Fort Collins –Poudre Canyon Rd meanders through the Arapaho Roosevelt National Forest delivering 105 miles of towering elevated canyon walls on one side and the sometimes raging, sometimes steady flowing Cache la Poudre River on the other. With a backdrop of snowcapped mountain beauty.


What should have been a picturesque simple drive turned out to be anything but. With no license, and equipped with only a two-hour crash course in manual transmissions, Caz was struggling to make it out of Loveland, CO. Every stoplight triggered a silent prayer to any god that would listen, but they weren’t taking our calls that day. Successfully stalling out in the middle of every intersection forced me into games like where’s Waldo? Or parking roulette! Not the kind of treasure hunts you want to engage in on your first RV trip while driving a 40-foot battering ram you’ve owned for less than 3 hours. In a moment of “not giving a fuck” I starting using Sherman as a mobile roadblock.   Allowing Caz & Ernie to swoop on through those logistical booby traps some people like to call stoplights. It’s so much easier ignoring pesky traffic laws and blocking intersections in a vehicle not registered to you.  Just saying.

Eventually, we stumbled out of stoplight country and onto Poudre Canyon Rd. Having survived the incessant and deserving honking horns of our past we began our inaugural journey into “RV Life” by of course…. backing up into a guardrail and blocking traffic for another good 20 minutes. A lot of blind spots in a 40ft RV I tell ya.  My first RV trip as off to a smashing success.

Before big trucks with flashing lights and uniformed men with badges came to our rescue, I was able to move our half-crippled Sherman out of the way. Freeing a backlogged mob of annoyed drivers who shot angry glares, a few middle fingers and a couple of curse words fired in our direction. And, rightly so!  Instead of signing autographs for my beloved fans cheering on my first RV trip  I sunk lower into my seat like the kid in class trying to hide from the teacher looking for someone to call on.

Free RV Camping On My First RV Trip

Free camping spot off of Hwy 14 in Northern Colorado right next to Cache La Poudre River. Just outside of Arapaho Roosevelt National Forest. Big enough for a 40 foot class A RV, 1978 VW JEtta and a free campsite. All the reasons we bought an RV in the first place.

Behind schedule, but thankful we weren’t arrested (and still alive), we found a makeshift campsite to call home for the night. In the middle of nowhere, steps from the cascading Cache la Poudre River surrounded by mountains, and best of all it was free. The exact reasons why we went looking for an RV in the first place. The freedom to roam with all of your possessions, and the ability to call claim to any waterfront property or breathtaking landscape you might stumble upon. Finally my first RV trip was delivering what I had envisioned all along before buying my first Class A RV.

Relieved to finally be out of the driver seat, we began to set up camp. By stacking rocks in the shallow river until barely breaking the surface of the bubbling current to hold my patented floating fire upon. Little did we know, the adventure of my first RV trip hadn’t even begun. Dragging our chairs into the middle of the river, dangling our feet in the cool waters, sipping river chilled beers around our dancing floating fire. We had, at least for the moment, cracked the code to ultimate freedom. Reliving the days’ turbulent events, we enjoyed a laugh as we listened to the gurgling river wash away the day. A brisk September night unveiled twinkling stars above and apprehensive wolves on the far shoreline unsure of what to make of their new neighbors. Our own little utopia.  Caught up in the moment my first RV trip had me feeling like I was king of the world.

Recharged after a restful night in Sherman’s warm embrace and no longer flustered by the absurdity of our turbulent journey we prepped to continue west. Deciding to cut down on expenses and eradicate the roots of our frustration of fueling two vehicles from a bankroll that couldn’t sustain this, we rented a car dolly. Allowing us to haul Ernie behind Sherman, strung together like two irritating peas in a pod, my first RV trip was back on the road again.

Unpredictable RV Life

Road trips are no fun with out alcohol and we just upgraded our life by buyin an RV to live out of for ski season in Lake Tahoe. Southern Comfort and Coke and away we went on our snowflake chasing pilgrimage.Optimism & open beers filled the next couple days on the open road. We were day by day, coming to master this new “RV Life” on our pilgrimage towards Tahoe.

And then it happened, my first RV trip was about to come to a screaching hault!


I was jarred from my sleep, shooting up in bed, heart racing.

Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank!

Unaware Sherman had been burning oil from the moment we took ownership. We were now sitting on the side of the road with an engine that sounded like a muffled jackhammer staring in disbelief with no mechanic skills. Unloading Ernie from the car dolly to explore the area in search of a miracle was our only play. Already late in the day outside of normal business hours this amounted to commuting back and forth a half dozen times between Sherman and the nearest truck stop. Throwing up Hail Mary’s of automotive fluids to save our injured engine. Which of course didn’t work, but it said on the $4 bottle it extends the life of your engine. Lies I tell you. Lies.  This voyage of freedom had now turned into a full blown RV nightmare.

When Sherman our Class A RV shit the bed and left us stranded in Wells NV we though for sure our road trip adventure was over, and our dream of skiing powder in Tahoe was coming to a close.

Deflated we limped Sherman back to the refuge of the truck stop in Wells. With hopes of finding someone to repair our vessel of freedom. Our attempts at courting mechanics to take pity on us amounted to $7,000 estimates, and $3,000 tows. Far more money than we had access too.

Marinating in desperation, we entertained the idea of calling Wells, NV home. Until we could afford to fix our broken buddy. Aside from kidnapping tourists, which I admit, wasn’t the greatest of ideas, but when life hands you a lemon you make lemonade right? There wasn’t a lot of choices for making money.

If you’ve never had the…pleasure of visiting Wells, just close your eyes and envision a town where progress goes to die. Add a little creepy ambiance with a sense of eerie dread and you’ve got Wells, NV.

Persistence Is The Key To Success

ITo avoid any unnecessary frustrations when buying an RV you need to buy the right RV, and the only way to do that is to buy an RV with a process. Most people use the process of guess and check over the course of many years, head aches & wasted money before they buy the right RV. So when buying an RV check out my complete RV buying guide so you don't buy the wrong RV 10 times and buy the right RV the first time.n a gambling mood fueled by desperation, we attempted a journey across the mountains of Nevada, at 10mph in poor ‘ol Sherman. 24 miles later after shooting a metal rod through the hood and unleashing a black mushroom cloud. Likely seen for miles as it puffed into the air. Sherman was killed in action, and my first RV trip was beyond life support.

Stubborn. Relentless. Desperate, even. With no other plays, we spent the next few hours unloading Sherman and stuffing Ernie. Windows down, sunroof opened, we said farewell to Sherman as we drove away leaving him on the side of the highway.  Fading away in the rearview mirror.

Four hours into our solemn drive towards Tahoe we started passing squad cars posted up in the median. One after another. After another. Until the last one pulled out and began to follow us. My first RV trip was about to take another turn for the worst. Hiding in my blind spot, watching us like a hawk watches a mouse. I wasn’t in the mood for a chaperone so I got off the highway at the next exit. I guess that looked suspicious (who makes an exit off a freeway that goes nowhere?) because the cop was just waiting for us at the top of the onramp.

Nevada’s Biggest Bullies Make a Guest Appearance on My First RV Trip

“You ready to get pulled over?” I asked my Alaskan friend.

Ten feet onto the freeway he decided to come up on me again. I didn’t even wait for his circus lights; just pulled over, forcing him to reverse to get back behind me. I was humble. Legal. Wearing a seat belt. Even had insurance. This was going to be a quick 20-minute inconvenience at most, I thought. Boy was I wrong.

When he came to the passenger window and led with, “I can smell weed. How much have you guys had to smoke today”?

I wasn’t in the fucking mood at all, knowing full well I hadn’t broken the law.

“NO, you don’t!” I shot back, giving up any pretense of politeness.

“I can smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from this car.”

“NO, you don’t. If you had said alcohol you might have had a chance. But we don’t even smoke cigarettes. There’s not even a lighter in this car. The windows & sunroof have been opened for over 300 miles. There is no way you smell weed coming from this car in even the craziest creative stretch of the imagination! Wanna try again?” I rattled back with clandestine rage & obvious annoyance.

“Sir, stay put.”

Round Two of My First RV Trip

Getting pulled over in Northern Nevada near the Burning man festival was no picnic.Moments later we were surrounded by police cars, and watching as officer #2 walked his K9 around my car. The 4 legged fury officer sat at my door like it was treat time. Fuck!

I was asked to step back to the rear of the vehicle, where I became even more of a smartass when he started asking what I thought were ludicrous questions. Rattling off sarcastic comments to define my level of cooperation & annoyance. In hindsight, perhaps it wasn’t the smartest play to antagonize the situation but I just really didn’t care at the moment. There was nothing they could do to me because I had nothing illegal on me or about me.

Eventually, all 15 of them starting rummaging through the car with broken trunk latches & aftermarket toggle switches. Giving us a laugh when Ernie jolted forward almost running over officers. When one of them hit the toggle switch wired to the starter looking for secret drug compartments.

To pass the time, Caz threw rocks at a nearby fence post while I built sand castles alongside the highway. We weren’t nervous or concerned, and they knew it. We took in the setting sun of Nevada as they continued rifling through bags. Even turning pockets inside out of our pants, shirts & shorts.

When they found my 3 different state ID’s and asked, “Why I didn’t mention them during the inquiry about my license?”

I simply replied, “Well, moron, it says right next to your thumb those are identification cards not to be used as a driver’s license.”

It took them a quick little huddle to realize I had done nothing wrong, but they continued on with the treasure-less hunt. By this point, they were desperate to vindicate themselves.

And they did. Sort of.

They dug up a glass pipe that had never been used, found inside a bag inside of another bag buried under clothes deep in the trunk with a fishing line and a treble hook attached to it.

The celebrations began.

“See I told you I smelled weed from this vehicle!” the original officer blurted out.

“Oh yeah, you smelled weed from a fishing lure that has no residue on it whatsoever because it’s never been used? Ok, ‘superhero!’ Just ‘cuz you want it to be something doesn’t actually mean it is,” I snapped back with a questioning belittling tone & piercing glare.

This led to another huddle, prompting another officer to chime in.

“This is paraphernalia and a jailable offense here in Nevada. We take Burning Man seriously!” (Did I mention it was 3 days before Burning Man, a “secret” drug-friendly festival that attracts attendees from around the world? A festival that we were quite unaware of at the time.)

“What?! A burning man? I never burnt a man! What are you fucking talking about?” I replied with disdain and flailing arms.

Nevada Correctional Officer questioning us on our Class A RV road trip. This grabbed the attention of officers still consumed in the engine compartment. Two more officers came rushing over from their squad cars, like a crowd of groupies looking for an autograph. I’d had enough of this circus. It was time to shit or get off the pot so to speak. We stood their bickering back and forth like an umpire and a baseball coach. Threats of jail time were met with threats of fabricating evidence and falsifying reports. Both falling on deaf ears while jousting for control of the situation. Before the finger pointing and character attacks morphed into a situation all of us would have regretted later, a calmer officer separated me from the huddle of hyenas. He could see the anger and pride driving me to let this unfold. I could see he was flustered at the entire situation, and looking for an acceptable “majority rules” solution.

In the end, a deal was struck. They take the pipe I wasn’t aware of, and we clean up their mess. What still amazes me to this day about the fiasco with Nevada’s finest bullies is that in their three hours of combing through the vehicle they never even opened the 3×3 fridge containing a bag of cash sitting in my back seat. To go from the overzealous power tripping authority abusing car raiding hall monitors of Nevada to the hint throwing hippy chick at the agriculture checkpoint on the border of California who didn’t care……was exactly what we needed when exiting Nevada.

Unknowingly more was on the horizon for us, we let a sense of relief creep in as we drove our jalopy around the neighborhoods of million dollar homes on the North side of Lake Tahoe. The GPS tried navigating us to a nearby National Forest campground to call home for the night, but after trespassing across the lawns of the wealthy we came across a sign for this elusive destination; that single-handily shattered our dreams. Overnight parking was prohibited. AS was drinking, camping, and starting fires. So much for our peaceful and relaxing evening. In the end, we stumbled upon a random campground. Fleeing early the next morning, like a regrettable one night stand, before anyone could come to collect fees.

My First RV Trip Finally Delivered Us To Lake Tahoe & All Its Riddled Glory

At this point, only a single hour of highway stood between us and our Heavenly Ski resort, but I kept mulling through options to rescue Sherman. After spending $4,000 I wanted to live in my RV in Tahoe, and I’ll admit it: I missed the big guy.  Besides you can’t exactly take your first RV trip without an RV.

Most people at this point would have found the abort button — and rightly so! But I’m not most people. To have any success at a rescue mission we needed a superhero. Digging deep in the memory banks I knew just where to find one to save my first RV trip.

Off To Rescue Are Beloved RV

Without a physical license, proof of insurance or even a damage deposit at $75/day with unlimited miles. I was now in possession of a 1 ton dually from Home Depot who was about to make a guest star appearance in this ongoing shit show adventure of ours. Armed with a plan, finally, we were apprenhensively heading back into Nevada.

Road trips are no fun with out alcohol and we just upgraded our life by buyin an RV to live out of for ski season in Lake Tahoe. Southern Comfort and Coke and away we went on our snowflake chasing pilgrimage.Caz would captain Sherman, and I would tow them with a cheap rope over the mountains of Nevada. Simple enough, and even started out pretty smoothly. Until Sherman’s fat ass started breaking ropes. Then the battery died. Which meant Caz had no power steering, lights or one truly crucial component – BRAKES! Never, dawned on us to jump charge the battery. And instead of dragging Sherman to the next exit so we had comfy beds to sleep in we bought beer and slept in Mr. Home Depot truck. One dumb decision after another was the theme to this reality series called, “My First RV Trip“.

With a fresh hangover & crink in the neck, our pilgrimage west began again.  Never dawned on us to jump charge the battery still, so with no brakes Sherman was like a cannibalistic battering ram slamming into the Home Depot truck every time I let off the gas or down a slope. This was Caz’s braking system to slow his gravity induced downhill roll. Don’t worry I got revenge every time the rope got tight delivering a healthy dose of whiplash to my counterpart. Annoyed with the constant collisions between a deadstick RV & the one-ton we eventually started putting the truck behind Sherman on steep grades. That way the truck could just rappel him down the mountain, no slamming collision required.  So much easier than simply charging a battery right?

I know we are new to RV life, and this was my first RV trip but the amount of RV mistakes we made on this maiden voyage is embarrassing.

If that rope had broke I’m not sure what Caz could have done with NO brakes, lights or power steering. Thankfully & finally we made it to Tahoe with only a dented bumper & a seized engine. We returned the superhero back to Home Depot and parked Sherman in a vacant lot behind Whiskey Dick’s for a month. Wasn’t long before we had rats, bums and the police come calling.

One Dumb Decision After Another

Nevada Correctional Officer questioning us on our Class A RV road trip.Prompting us to find a new permanent residence for good ol’ Sherman. Settling on an abandoned parking lot that was buckling from trees growing through it on the backside of a golf course. We hired the 1 ton for another round and dragged ol’ Sherman from the vacant lot between Whiskey Dick’s and a wedding chapel to his new home on the golf course. When we returned from dropping off the one-ton we arrived to a scene of squad cars, fire trucks and even ambulances. One of the neighbors must have called when we launched our 40-foot battering ram RV across the waffled parking lot breaking off the muffler and holding tanks before crashing into an 8-foot tall ant hill. No way were we going to stop and claim responsibility for the riddle they were trying to solve.  My first RV trip was officially dead on arrival!

Surrounded by cops, Sherman must have felt abandoned and scared out of his mind, but there was nothing we could do if we wanted to stay out of jail. Circling the area for hours, we waited for an opening to grab our possessions. Around 3 am, with no sign of police, and our chests bursting with adrenaline, we attempted a 2nd rescue mission.


Confident the police were hiding in the bushes, waiting to spring their trap, we crawled across the greens like Navy SEALS on a secret mission. No words were exchanged as we swiftly unloaded our belongings in the dark of night, hiding them under a nearby tree. Before anyone could thwart our mission we retreated back to the car. We crept Ernie down back roads toward our retro fully crippled RV. Making half a dozen laps around the area looking for squad cars (or anything else out of place) before finally agreeing that the coast was clear. In a handful of tense moments, we loaded Ernie to the brim, said farewell to Sherman, and raced out of there like a NASCAR driver at Daytona. Watching Sherman fade into the darkness of our rearview mirror.  Again!!??

My first RV trip didn’t pan out the way I thought it would, but our persistence became a sacrificial offering to the snow gods who dumped copious amounts of light fluffy snow over the next 5 months. Where others might have given up we were just a couple delusional adventure seeking ski bums who found what they were looking for. Tell me about your first RV trip in the comments below, send me an email or post a link I would love to read about it.  Especially if its more comical than my first RV trip.  Happy travels everyone!

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    • Thanks for that Danielle, still havent told Caz I published it. I checked out Red lodge the other day. You might be onto something, but I got 28 other ski towns to recon on this trip.


  • You have made some really good points there, but this is an incredible story. It should be a book or a movie, and this was just one week of your life. I bet you have a ton of stories! Can’t wait to read em all. If this was my first RV trip I would have sold my RV. Moved back in with my parents. Locked the doors and never left the house again. Keep it up because I know others may be thinking there first RV trip was a nightmare, but once they read this they will think again. Jason from Tennessee living vicarously through you. WOW, its going to be a special ride.

    • Jason,

      I can feel your excitement as well as hesitant through the computer screen, but glad your joining the crew. Welcome Tennessee, and happy you found some chuckles in my first RV trip. I did too, but not near as much as I do now after reflecting back on that one of a kind RV road trip. In RV life sometimes you win, sometimes you loose and sometimes life just wants to test you! HAHAHA!

      Enjoy the ride Jason. Thanks again for visiting my RV travel blog.

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